Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are weak?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the glue bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end  you first
try?

If olive oil is made out of crushed olives, what is baby oil made out of?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

Why do we park in a DRIVEWAY, but drive in a PARKWAY?

Why do they call them APARTMENTS when they're all stuck together?

Why is it when you send packages by ship they are called CARGO, but when you send them by truck or car they are called SHIPMENTS?